So what to make of today’s Title? To begin with 4 of my past 5 postings have all been corona virus themed, I’ve enjoyed the creative writing process however 4 is quite enough for the present. Not to worry, I’ve revisited my draft postings and blown the dust off this masterpiece languishing unloved and unpublished! It’s politically incorrect (if not darned right illegal) and morally questionable, out of synque with present day social distancing regulations (a frigging understatement if there ever was one!) but I’ve decided to publish (yeh Andrew keep calling yourself a writer) and be damned…. now I’ll quit apologising and allow you to decide if selling your ass for money could ever be considered acceptable.
We’re all prostitutes of a sort, we can all be bought if the price is high enough, can’t we?
Note this posting isn’t a movie review however it is an Indecent Proposal!
I’m going to pose a rather delicate question, however hold on before scrolling down to take a peek.
Do you remember the motion picture ‘Indecent Proposal’ starring the fabulous Woody Harlesden, sexy Demi Moore and screen icon Robert Redford. The premise of the film is Woody and Demi, a young beautiful hipster couple are truly madly deeply in love, besotted with each other, just understand if you’ve never watched the film, the movie’s narrative never stops reminding you Woody and Demi have discovered their soul mates…… yes each other.
Forgot to mention they’re newly married.
Now for the plot twist, into this highly watchable tale appears the cool and charismatic Robert Redford, still to this day one of the most beautiful of men to have starred on the silver screen. Well to cut a long story short (and I ain’t gonna worry about giving away spoilers, Indecent Proposal was released in 1993 for heavens sake!) Robert Redford falls for Demi’s character and why an earth wouldn’t he, a combination of both carnal lust and a long distant memory of a similar lady he once loved, Redford offers the two lovers an indecent proposal of one million dollars for ONE night in bed with Demi……. do I really have to detail the sex scene in their Hotel room? No lol.
Ok Redford #@&^%$ Demi and they fell in love……. why wouldn’t she? And how dumb was Woody?
So now I pose the question, and just be aware I’m pathologically obsessed with this moral dilemma, wouldn’t you agree everyone has a monetary price for a night’s passion with their partner? Don’t they? Many couples allow their partner ‘a gimme’, you know a sexy movie actor/actress they’d
begrudgingly happily allow them to sleep with, an amusing hypothetical game which will never be tested in Court.
But returning to my indecent proposal, can you envisage a price for a night’s passion with your partner? If the relationship is on the cusp of divorce then the answer’s easy, take the money, divide two ways and run, however if you’re deeply in love with your betrothed possibly sharing children, would you say “no sum is large enough”, or would you sell a night’s passion with your wife or husband if only for a new house car and spending money!
Like I said this conundrum often crosses my mind when say sitting in a train station’s waiting room, two lovers walk past holding hands wander past and I muse ‘would they?’…………… Well you’ve got to keep an imagination busy when bored out your brains!
Now for a (really) Indecent Proposal.
Ok let’s take my narrative one step further, in a creepier weirdo direction. Remember my previous post Yoga Pants (true) story, imagine yourself for a second walking a path dividing a grassy green common alone, oh and you’re a WOMAN! When all of a sudden a rather well dressed guy appears beside you, the pair of you began chatting about the nice weather you’ve been enjoying or the like, you trust any motives, the banter’s friendly making you feel comfortable and at ease, then the
pervert rascal asks you “how much money to squeeze your ass cheeks Miss?”
Holy crap what do you say?
Bearing in mind your two hands are laden down by grocery carrier bags meaning you cannot smack him round the cheeks, you know, drop the bags smashing the eggs and jam jars. Well after the initial shock passes and you didn’t feel particularly threatened (ok just run with my creepy proposal… and I know you’re unconvinced), the friendly conversation continues if a little nervously, that’s until he offers you that indecent proposal!
(The woman is offered £20)…….. “you can #%& off!”
£30 ………..‘where’s a policeman when I need one’
£40 ………. ‘is he for real?’
£50 ………. ‘I think he’s for real’
£60 ……….‘well the daughter does need new shoes’
£70 ………. ‘ok I’m interested’………. ‘but how much higher will he go?’
£80 ……….‘I can’t believe I’m tempted’
£90 ……….‘omg the wallet’s out of his pocket!’
Would you glance around to see if anyone’s watching, swiftly accept the money and whisper,
“Go on… get behind me…. you can squeeze my ass cheeks…… but nothing more mind!!”
Lol where’s the problem? Who’s to know? And by this point you’ll have guessed I’m convinced every woman will
prostitute herself agree to be propositioned if the amount is large enough…….. and before you say,
“No guy would pay £100 to touch my ass”,
You’d be surprised, male fantasies and fetishes have no limits, trust me there are men who’d pay for the thrill of squeezing a married woman’s buttocks, sleep with her for £1000s even but I’m not going there, sexual prostitution’s a whole different Posting!
😀 A. Shepherdson 2020