Mild adult themed text, but please be aware contains no sexual imagery.
I’ll be completely honest with you lovely readers who take the time to read my Blog, I do worry when someone replies to my post about caring for elderly parents, then subsequently Follows, I’m wondering are they aware my very next post could be about the female orgasm? The Tower of London? Do they realise I’m a Blog devoid of one theme? Well due to my having a very low boredom threshold (child sense of wonderment) I’ll write about whatever’s on my mind and hopefully it’s entertaining, but as Blogger Paola once commented ‘Andrew never apologise for something you’ve written.’
Introduction over.
This evening I’ve been thinking about a natural world phenomenon namely the female sexual orgasm, now I could write chapter and verse sharing both my knowledge and experiences of the males, however I won’t, but I have to admit watching a woman’s face as she masturbates to orgasm is possibly the most enthralling captivating and wonderous spectacles I’ve ever seen, and just so as you know I can tell the difference between a genuine orgasm and one faked, lol without question I can spot the difference but don’t all men say that?
However because my own sexual experiences with a lady can be described as casual relationships, I haven’t actually slept with a lady who’s experiencing a true orgasm, well not strictly true there was Karina, but if I tell you I prefer a kiss and a cuddle then you’ll understand my sexual preferences are pretty much vanilla, and as you may know from reading a previous relevant blog post, I have a strong dislike of visual pornography. Why so Andrew? Well I have little people relatives, and a cold shiver pulses down my spine at the thought an 8year old could be watching all manner of filth streamed through a media device!
But I’m a grown adult, morally well balanced, intelligent (most of the time) and sexually active so subsequently I can tell the difference between loving sex shared between two adults who care for each other, and faked pornography devoid of all humanity and emotion…………. jeeze I’m getting off message yet again, where was I oh yes the wonders of the female orgasm!
Notice I’ve flagged this post NSFW, that’s because I’m going to share with you an artistic YouTube video written by and starring Candice Dawn, she’s an author reading from her very own novel ‘Reclaiming Eros, A Heroines Journey’. Now I’ll be honest with you and admit I have neither heard of the author or read her book but I have seen this promotional video which I’ll share below and note she’s titled as Not Suitable For Work.
Amazing what you come across whilst idly surfing the internet and watching YouTube videos!
I’ll set the scene by saying Candice is sat at a table clasping her novel between both hands, then she begins reading a passage out loud to camera whilst a woman underneath her table has an Hitachi vibrator to hand, yet we see nothing apart from hearing the distant hum of her pleasure instrument’s motor pressed between Candice’s open legs. For a guy it’s quite incredible sight to see a woman lose all composure, I guess all her thoughts and concentration are channelled into reading aloud, whilst her unconscious mind is under the influence of pleasure giving chemicals coursing through regions of her brain, either way her intense emotional sexual pleasure is almost palpable………… and the results are spectacularly animated, pretty amazing actually, and a wonderous sight to behold, in fact I’m quite in awe of what a human female body is capable of……….. but please take note Candice’s video is tasteful and appropriate viewing.
Ok you’ll have your own thoughts but remember Candice is starring in her very own promotional video 🙂 ………… the things you authors get up to!!!
A. Shepherdson 2018
I’m eating my lunch right now…thinkin: to read or not to read lol 😂 what would hamlet say?
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😮 Yikes I’m unsure because I fear my Shakespeare only runs to watching the movies, but my post is absolutely fine because I so value my readers, however you are right not to read at lunch time!! 😀
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Nope. I did 😂😂 #sexylunch sigh
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🙂
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Video is not suitable for lunch lol 😂 but the text was mmm, very XVIII century
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I am SO pleased yourself and Holly (the lady with lovely red hair) enjoyed my post, having fun writing is a great reason to blog but I try not to get carried away, and ❤ the 'mmm' comment is very intriguing!!! 😉
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U like when we, who reads it, getting carried away 😏 right? 🙂
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😮 moi? Perish the thought!! 😀
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…………………… and 600,000 YouTube views! Hmm I wonder what percentage went on to purchase her book? 😀
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it’s all business. And traffic & pure marketing. Even God wouldn’t achieve 600,000 viewers today without any help :))
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Videos on my own YouTube channel receive only 20 views, so 🙂 I’d guess with 600,000 you are right.
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20? U r way too popular!
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Thank you, but videos of me walking in the countryside aren’t as popular as skateboarding dogs!!!!
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If you are walking naked – should be popular lol
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Hmm………….. perhaps not 😀 I don’t want to scare anyone!!
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I vote for the dogs tho ;))
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Haha I agree the skateboarding collie is far more entertaining
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😂😂
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Hi Andrew,
I discovered your blog yesterday and read your caring for elderly parents post then of course decided to follow your blog. When I was escaping the madness of the clearing out an almost 6 year old bedroom I had a quick read at few of your posts! Instantly made me smile how each post is of just random thought of that time. I love how it’s just the random thought it experience of that day!
I now will have to ask my husband if a woman’s facial expression as orgasm errupts is 1 of best things he has seen! 😂😂
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Hi mrsbroon 🙂 , thank you so much for such a lovely comment and you are correct, I write about ever catches my fancy that day, single theme blogs are probably more popular but Iol I think I’d get bored. Oh and perhaps I’d better not comment on the facial expressions but you did make me smile. 🙂 TY
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I think single themes can get a bit to samey, it’s fun to be more random and more real in my opinion.My blog is more a diary. Suppose kind of tried the theme route but not really me!
Well 1 of missions in my life is to make someone smile daily so I am now happy I have achieved this today!🙊😂 Thank you
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I agree unless single themes are a passion then they can get a little samey, my one rule is to try my best, respect my readers and have fun. 🙂
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Thanks for sharing. Also made me smile as I am sure I have dropped a few followers if they realise I additionally self-publish ‘naughty ladies doing naughty stuff’ books and not every blog is cosy 🙂
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I’m truly captivated watching Candice and I think she’s pretty amazed as well going by her “WOW” at the end…………. I’d noticed you also write about ‘naughty ladies doing naughty stuff’, fabulous!
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